Oh, Tyler, rescue me!

my mum: yes, well, she's very into that Sherlock show, you know?
my mum's friend: oh, I've never seen it.
me: you should watch it. It's great.
my mum's friend: well, I saw the ads on tv but the main actor, he looked kind of -
me: think very carefully about the next few words that are going to come out of your mouth.
my mum's friend: 
my mum: 
me: 
my mum's friend: 
me: 
my mum's friend: 
me: 
my mum's friend: - like a good actor.

IT’S

RAINING

MEN.

That’s all.

doctorwho:

“That awkward moment when you show up way too early to pick up your date, and then you’re stuck talking to her parents for a loooooonnnnggg time.”

long time, indeed.

RENT opened on Broadway 16 years ago today.

betweenacts:

newyorkshows:

such a life changing show.

I’m drinking wine, eating chocolate and discussing a theatre project with my writing partner in honor of the death of the Bohemia, I mean…

That writing partner would be me, btw.

nicolegendary:

brain-food:

Functional Nintendo NES Controller Coffee Table

It may be hard to believe at first glance, but this oversized Nintendo NES controller actually works. The table is constructed from high quality materials including maple, mahogany, and walnut with dovetail joinery and mid century modern legs. If you have $3500 just laying around, you can pick it up now from Etsy.

This is made of awesome.

Socialism: You have 2 cows and you give one to your neighbour.
Communism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and gives you some milk.
Fascism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and sells you some milk.
Nazism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and shoots you.
Bureaucratism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both, shoots one, milks the other and throws the milk away..
Traditional Capitalism: You have 2 cows. You sell one and buy a bull. You herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.
An American Corporation: You have 2 cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyse why the cow dropped dead.
A French Corporation: You have 2 cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.
Japanese Corporation: You have 2 cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create a clever cow cartoon image called Cowkimon and market them Worldwide.
An Italian Corporation: You have 2 cows, but you don't know where they are. You break for lunch.
A Swiss Corporation: You have 5000 cows. None of which belong to you. You charge others for storing them.
Chinese Corporation: You have 2 cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported the numbers.
An Iraqi Corporation: Everyone thinks you have lots of cows. You tell them that you have none. No one believes you and they bomb your arse. You still have no cows, but at least now you are part of a Democracy.......
Counter Culture: 'Wow, dig it, like there's these 2 cows, man, grazing in the hemp field. You gotta have some of this milk!'
Surrealism: You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.
Fatalist: You have 2 doomed cows...
A West-Country Corporation: You have 2 cows. That one on the left is kinda cute.
A Brazilian Corporation: You have 2 cows. You pay taxes for 6 cows. You have to sell one cow in order to pay the taxes. Your remaining cow gets sick and dies while waiting for availability in the public vet hospital.

betweenacts:

maimax:

betweenacts:

13pianos:

kitfoxhawaii:

I first want to say that I LOVE Matt Smith as The Doctor and in no way am I looking forward to him moving onward. I’d keep him forever if I could, for many reasons. But I thought I’d have a bit of fun all the same. Photos are everyone’s, phrases were my own.

I honestly want all of them to do this.

“I’M ON THE TARDIS”

DEAD

OMG. I don’t want Rupert Grint because I don’t want the Doctor to be even younger than he is as the 11th. and I don’t think Once Upon a Time will be over by the time we need the new doctor. but YES!!! ROBERT CARLYLE FOR 12TH DOCTOR!

I want a black, delicious, deep-voiced Doctor. What? Can’t a girl dream?

I’m also wanting that first Doctor, May. just imagine that, if he was Donna’s Doctor D/D would be canon.

Donna can resist a Black man, and a White Doctor, but resist a Black Doctor? Donna?! NEVAH!!!

Okay, so today I’ll buy the custard muffins I saw on the japanese store behind work.

That, and my blueberry-filled mochi, because life is brilliant and my birthday is coming.